BITCHING READ

I was lost and now I'm found!

2010-07-08T12:06:00.000-04:00

Hello to all my followers,

It has been since December that my last post and I apologize to all of you that care to bitch with me. I have been busy with school and the daily bitching of the life I live. Life has a way of spining things out of control to a point, like when you use to spin around as a child and then suddenly stop. What happens? You can't stop spining!

In the past 7 months I have met and related to many new people. Some bitching and some just plain great people. Facebook has eaten me alive:) I miss coming here to roadmap my life with you. I see that many of you have followed me even when I had been kidnapped by my life. She, my life, tried to return me as per the request of the lead bitch however, I had life to explore and hard lessons to learn. Thank you for for standing by me.

Here is the skinny on what has been transpired since we last bitched together. First of all I had great holidays with the family, I joined FB, Remodeled the kitchen (that was a real bitch:), found an ex-husband who mixed me up and spit me out, and I have held my bitching down to the bare mininum. I really don't have a lot to bitch about lately. However, I think we may stir things up with a bitch about the many couples out there that just aren't having sex in monogomous relationships. This is a bitching epdemic within the structured walls of marriage (LAD 2010).

Men complain their women aren't 'satisfying them' and the women are dealing with that fact that their old man's dick isn't as lively as it once was. These symptoms, as we will call them, for women can lead to some very bitching emotions. Undoutably, her partners inability to perform will creep into her self-esteem and the man will no mistakenly screw it by not talking about what might be wrong with the bitch. It won't matter if the doctor says it is caused by the lack of blood flowing through the penis and is a process that all men go through as they age.

I believe the male ego is scarred the first time they believe their penis is, OMG, smaller than the average Joe's. Why do all men assume such nonsense. According to the famous Dr. Oz the average penis size is about 6 inches. He explained that most women get hot on the girth not the actual length. Personally small is great. Not all woman have huge caverns guys, take note:) Girth, well Dr. Oz may have a point there. It may play a huge part in the woman's satisfaction with the dick. It would have to be because it it the arousal of the clitorus that needs stimulating and when it is thick enough it penatrates the hot spot internally while also causing friction on the clitoris.

Women have sexual dysfunctions also. They appear in many forms and is not as cold cut as you would think. Some women have had traumatic events that interupt the development of a healthy sexual self. Mostly caused by rape and sexual molestation. It is still uncommon that a male is raped in our society, hardly an epidemic. In the homosexual culture it is on a rise but the act of rape of males still is a smaller poportion than females. When a woman goes thru an experience such as I had mentioned previously their views on further sexual relations, even throughout a monogomous relationship, can lead to a adverse reaction to the actual touch of the female antomy. It has shown in research that the actual scars of sexual molesation can be life lasting and interfer in any further sexual explortation. Rape may also cause the same or similiar effects.

to be continued. Im tired <3

Bitching is an art!

2009-12-15T20:32:00.003-05:00

Frigging holiday shopping pisses me off! I didn't expect to have a knife pulled on my family!

2009-12-08T07:08:00.001-05:00

Every Christmas all the idiot drivers come out! I hate the long lines and people running me over in the isles! This year I have found a solution for the shopping traffic. I shopped online. However, my family was trying to park at a local mall. We spotted our parking spot and had the blinker on when the person pulled out I went to pull in. Before I went into the spot these two women a baby pulled in quickly. Me being who I am I bitched at her when they stepped out of their car. At the moment one of the women went into her car and pulled a knife. Her baby appeared to be about 3 years old and screamed at her mom, "No No." By then I was screaming at her as my children were in the car. I told her look I don't care enough about the parking spot to get stabbed. Those women started walking towards the mall entrance as we found another parking spot. When we went into the mall we were so upset about the bitching incident. However, we chose to be the bigger people in this situation and chose to turn the other cheek! That was a fucked up idea! In the mall we ran into the women and they started in on us from about 25 feet away. (They were laughing at us) We then found the nearest security guard and told him about the knife she pulled in the parking lot. He called the police in while following the women and child. When the police showed up they arrested the one woman with the knife. I don't know if this was bitching but it made us feel safer. Therefore, be careful out there when shopping friends!

Crazy? What does that word imply?

2009-12-03T08:41:00.000-05:00

Some people say I'm crazy. Crazy is a crazy word. Do yo think the woman in the picture believes someone is crazy enough to enjoy this crazy statue? I would like to know what crazy means to you. When I think of crazy I think of way out there! You know people that seem to follow the clouds sweap accross the sky without missing a white puff or follow airplanes with their little trail in the sky. Are they crazy? People that go to church every Sunday and come home to break every cardinal rule of christhood. Are they crazy? Or as the song goes "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy." How crazy are you? It would be bitching to hear your thoughts on this matter!

The blackbird charm! Thank you Michael and Susan!

2009-11-28T17:01:00.001-05:00

I had won this charm in a contest on Michael Najarian's blog. http://www.michaelnajarian.blogspot.com/. Artist is Susan Najarian. Please visit her at susannajarian.etsy.com

If life get's too much for you to stand, kneel!

2009-11-23T18:12:00.000-05:00

We all have loads of things in life that we feel is too much to stand! Honestly, kneeling is not a bad idea. It is just gives you a break before you fall on your face. Perhaps you think of it as a need to speak with your higher power. If so be prepared for a wait because God only helps those that help themselves. Get back on your two feet and deal! Don't be afraid of death! Be afraid of your unlived life!

If it looks like shit, smells like shit and you still step in it; then you can't complain if your shoes are stuck in it!

2009-11-23T18:05:00.001-05:00

I have a friend who is in a bunch of shit right now! I warned her when she smelled the shit! But, she went on to step in it! Now she wants to complain:) Learn to read the warning signs! What shit have you stepped in?

Baby making and abandonment...How can moms walk away? What about the children they leave behind?

2009-11-21T19:23:00.001-05:00

This is not bitching!

I know plenty of women that have had children and walked away from them. I know a woman named Sarah. She had four girls all by different men. She left her first daughter with my brother who she had been engaged to at the time. Then a different man and left that daughter with the grandmother. She had two more daughters after that and they too are with their fathers. I don't see her much anymore but her first daughter which whom my brother raised is doing great. What a spectacular woman she has become. She is 21.

It used to be the fathers failing to help support these children and now it has turned a page. Women are abandoning their responsibilities now. I suppose it all could have started with the men. When they didn't support their children it gave the mothers no choice other than to give up their children. Maybe? Is this a new trend for women? What happens to the children? Abandonment issue? Let me know your thoughts on this bitch.

McCain was Palins' bitch? Do you agree?

2009-11-20T06:36:00.001-05:00

No arguement here. This is how I had seen it all coming! A pimple on an ass!

The healthcare system sucks! Here are several reasons why! We need to start a bill to give quality healthcare!

2009-11-19T07:56:00.001-05:00

Written by JC B! Beware there is adult language included! Article in comment. If you have had issues like this with the healthcare system than bitch with me!

In memory of my mom 9/27/40 - 11/18/07

2009-11-18T19:38:00.002-05:00

I miss you. You were and are my best friend mom. I'm finding life without you harder. Today it has been two years since I last heard, "Sissy, I love you and one day you are going to miss spending time with me." I do mom. Your were always right! Kisses and hugs until one day I see you again!

Article by BitchingRead Bitching 101-1

2009-11-17T20:14:00.001-05:00

Bitching 101

Dogs that talk....Come on dog owners don't you have anything better to do? My dog doesn't talk and if she did I think she may cuss! Or at least bitch! What would your dog say?

2009-11-16T07:01:00.001-05:00

Something Sick Made Funny Somehow..If you have a weak stomach don't read this!

2009-11-11T20:02:00.003-05:00

I found myself with a nasty cold this week, thankfully given to me from my germ magnet, Richie. Just about an hour ago I was sitting here coughing to death. I mean non-stop. As I coughed I started spewing, puking, vomiting, or whatever you want to call it...as I lay here now it brings back a fond memory. The memory is trapped in a comment as it was a large one!

Do you have bitchy neighbors like this? Assholes! Everyone has one! How bad can it get?

2009-11-11T09:25:00.003-05:00

I had to put the rest of my bitch in a comment because it was too much for my blog to handle:)I have lived in the same house for 13 years. My father lived here eight before his death. I have had troubles with my dam neighbors to the right of me since I have lived here! I will list them and please tell me I am not just getting pissed over nothing! There are many, many, more stories to tell but here are the worst of the worst!
1. Accused me of throwing fish heads in their yard.
2. Called the city on my Toyota I had spent 2600.00 on 4 months prior and then it blew another part of the engine. I couldn’t afford to fix right away so it sat in the driveway in which it was towed and never seen again.
3. They called animal control on a dog I had that during breeding season he would jump over the fence and roam until we found him.
4. My daughter had a fund raiser and they were the only ones that ordered something from her. The product (wrapping paper costing 7.50) was discontinued and my daughter was going to return her check from school to her. She (my neighbor) met me out front when taking my daughter to school and she asked about her check. I explained we would bring it over that evening. Meanwhile, they called my daughters' school and spoke to her teacher. (What an invasion of school policy to even speak with my neighbor) The principle called during this day and asked that I please give them their check back for 7.50. I was appalled! What the hell were they thinking to call the school? That evening we gave back the check. Bitch!
5. I am always running around barking orders to my children about taking out the trash and one day I had been confused on what day it was. I thought it was garbage day. However, it was a day early and they called the city that came out and asked why we put it out the day before garbage day? I explained that it was garbage day (thinking it was the day for garbage pickup) and he left me with a warning.
6. One garbage day our trash had spilled out of one can. The dam neighbor asked my son to pick it up (She must of meant right dam now!) and he attempted it before he was called by us to get in the car because we needed to grocery shop. When we returned home there had come a knock on the door! It was a officer of the law (a cop in a cop car) feeling a little embarrassed that he was called for this; but explained they had called because our trash had spilled! Bitches!
7. We had a rather large dog I had saved from the pound. One day the animal control came and said he was too skinny. (Hanz was his name and this dog ran a track around our back yard) He never stopped. So, we were told to take him to the vet. We did. The vet said he is not mal nourished at all. He asked if he was very active and we explained he never stops running except to get water some days! So, we turned in the vet report and they left Hanz alone.
8. Of course, I had several calls about cars that were in our backyard. At most, two cars to be exact. One was not even ours it was my brothers who only left it for three days. My brother came and retrieved his car. However, my husband’s antique car that needed a whole new gas tank was towed off to never be seen again.

Skinny Bitches... You got to love the chunky ones too! Are you a skinny bitch or just a fat bitch needing to be squeezed?

2009-11-09T10:20:00.000-05:00

Do you bitchers find this offensive? What the hell? Do people really like this shit? Let me know what you think?

2009-11-09T10:08:00.002-05:00

Nikolai Valuev! A 7 foot Russian! Not really my thing but, one of my blogger friends suggested he looks like his dog! Not sure if he even has one but great fight! If he had a dog that looked like him...What kind of dog would it be?

2009-11-09T09:59:00.002-05:00

How long would you stay in a marriage with a cheater?

2009-11-08T09:06:00.000-05:00

My parents stayed married for 17 years. My mother is the one who had an affair. In my opinion they should of divorced long before she cheated. They stayed together for us children. What really is bitching is us children wanted them to divorce 7 years prior. We wouldn't have cared at all. It would have been better than watching her cheat and my dad driving us in the middle of the night to a night club 50 miles away. At the night club we had seen her car and her dancing with a handsome looking man. She said she was at Bingo! I forgive my parents as that was long in the past. But, my dad never remarried because he couldn't forgive her until is death. What a bitch to deal with until death. He always loved her!

Let's talk about simple pleasures you have in your life? Do you have a story to tell?

2009-11-08T08:57:00.002-05:00

One simple pleasure I have is laughing at my children. They do silly stuff like jumping off the roof! Sure they were in trouble for it...But I do remember the fire department had to come get me off because I was afraid to go back down the ladder. It was a suprise for my parents when they came home to a fire truck! With this memory comes laughter from times past.

THIS IS NOT BITCHING AT ALL!

2009-11-05T19:27:00.000-05:00

Call me for dinner on this post! People remember Think when You take Your foot Out of your Ass! This is not bitching at all:( I am known as a bitcher however, this story turned this bitch into soup in a chair! I have put this post into a comment because of the sensitive nature of this post. It was sent to me by a blogger. I want them to both know that life is a wheel....it too shall soon pass over THEM!

Does Love Suck? Check out this Bitching video! When Love Sucks!

2009-11-05T07:38:00.000-05:00

Here is a Bitching thought! Do people look like their dogs?

2009-11-05T07:31:00.002-05:00

I had seen this woman at the beach yesterday and I swear this bitch (female dog) was wearing the same clothes the female owner had been wearing! Then as I looked closer holy shit! It was a fat dog with a pushed in face. It was kind of cute. As I gave a second glance at the bitch owner she had the same pushed in face and fat hanging in the same places her bitch good use some weight loss! They actually looked like twins. Just a different species for sure. So, do I look like my dog? No! She weighs about 2 pound and pink in color. Although my favorite color is pink she looks nothing like me! She is a Chihuahua! Do you look like your dog? Have you seen people that do? Is this a coincidence?

What is the difference between LOVE and in LOVE?

2009-11-05T07:11:00.000-05:00

I love my dog but I'm not in love with it. I love my car but I'm not in love with it. I'm not even sure what the hell in love is. Do you have a "in love" relationship? Or do you just have lovey feelings in your relationship? The word love is used so often. However, does love mean in love? Give me your bitching thoughts! Bitch away people because I need answers or thought on the subject!

Lost Loves...do you really think that love could be found again? Or should it stay lost?

2009-11-05T07:06:00.000-05:00

I googled one of my old boyfriend's name recently and come to found out he is serving eight years in prison! I suppose that was no loss. Tell me your bitching experience! Have you tried to rekindle a relationship with someone you once loved?

Let's Bitch about struggling! What makes you struggle?

2009-11-02T09:29:00.001-05:00

I am so tired of struggling through life. Everything can be a struggle; work, relationships, children, driving in traffic, grocery shopping, learning, text messaging, bitching, money (that is probably on all our lists) and many many more issues! I have faith that things will always get better! It keeps me struggling everyday. Then I ask myself when? When will it finally end? My only answer to this bitching question is when I am dead:) What makes you struggle? Please feel free to bitch away:)

Bitching...Who bitches more men or women?

2009-10-29T07:20:00.000-04:00

Please take the time to give me your opinion on this topic. I have taken a poll at work and it didn't help. Every man said the women bitch more and every woman said men bitch more...Is it because all of the ones polled are married? Let me know what you think? Please also let me know what gender you are.

How Long Is Forever?

2009-10-24T07:49:00.000-04:00

Forever? Can forever be too long? I sometimes wonder when an idividual says,"I will love you forever" what is their forever? Or take for instance, someone says to you,"This is taking forever!" What does forever mean to them? Please take sometime with me on this. I would like to get several opinions on what forever is. I know opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one! I hope everyone is having a bitching week.

Michael Najarian Has a Knowledge Base of Relationships Larger Than Life! You Have Issues? He Has Answers!

2009-10-20T07:56:00.002-04:00

He is a walking and talking expert! Please take your time at his blog. He has something for everyone and gives serious thoughts to serious issues. He has this voice that resonates confidence, control and kindness. Relationships, sex, hard news stories and many more issues just on the first page! I have so much respect for who Michael is! Let him know that BitchingRead sent you!http://www.michaelnajarian.blogspot.com

Truth is Never Dependent on a Consensus of Opinion!

2009-10-20T07:08:00.000-04:00

A poem; I am lost do you see me?

2009-10-14T10:14:00.004-04:00

I am lost do you see me?
I have been screaming so that you can find me,
Why can't you see me being me?
Life is too short just to be,
I am lost do you see me?
I have laughed , cried, and really tried,
Why don't you see me?
I have not whithered and died,
I am here screaming out loud,
I am lost do you see me?

My parents, if they were alive, would have been married 48 years today! I dedicate this poem to them. They both felt at one time the way I feel today. I am lost do you see me? Laurie 10/14/09

Young Gallery! Bitching Photography! This is just one of many bitching photographs!

2009-10-11T17:51:00.002-04:00

Photograph by Brandt

Bitch Magazine! Audio Popaganda for the Week! A Have to Hear!

2009-10-10T19:54:00.002-04:00

Save Bitch Magazine! Their Deadline is October 15, 2009!

2009-10-10T18:48:00.003-04:00

I am loving this song! Are You a Bitch or just Bitching?

2009-10-09T08:51:00.001-04:00

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself! Is this true?

2009-10-09T08:29:00.000-04:00

I think sometimes I feel this way. However, no one will learn to do it as well as I expect if I do not give them a chance or direction? Learning is a process! It takes repeating a thought in your mind 5 times to put in your short term memory. Long term memory is filled with memories of thoughts and interests of self. Are you one who finds that people cannot do what you ask well? Why? Don’t bitch because you have to go behind someone and do it like you would do it! Give them a chance! Confidence in doing something right is a building block to maturity. Take a chill pill….Loving it! BitchingRead

Halloween! Tell me who you are going to be this year and why?

2009-10-09T08:07:00.000-04:00

I have to bitch about this holiday! I understand that children love to get candy but who pays the dentist bill? I cannot believe the costumes for children out there. My son found a costume of a gangster he wants! Why I asked? Because mom that is cool... Lord, why not a Disney character?? He is nine years old. My 12 year old daughter was looking in the teen section... You would not believe the scantly covered costumes. For example, French maid, police woman (which had short shorts and handcuffs)Wth! Nothing was appropriate for my daughter. So, her choice this year is a witch (how boring) or the bloody killer with a hatchet! Halloween is for children however adults celebrate Halloween too...Lady Ga Ga is the most popular for women this year. For men it is a penis with blue balls! :) I guess I can find some humor in that! What are your thoughts on Halloween? Who will your children be? Who will you transform into this year? How old is too old for Halloween? Let me know... BitchingRead Loving it!

Tears are words that a heart cannot express!

2009-10-08T08:04:00.000-04:00

What are your tears saying?

One great BitchingRead! Follow the link and open your mind! What do have you have to lose?

2009-10-07T20:31:00.001-04:00

He is interesting, a traveler of the mind and the world! He is Michael Najarian! I believe he is a person to get excited about... Visit his blog and I vow you will find something interesting! http://michaelnajarian.blogspot.com/ What a bitchingread!

A good marriage is a union of two good forgivers!

2009-10-05T18:35:00.000-04:00

Let's talk about what you could forgive or not forgive?

My Second Mom Died On Wednesday 9/30/09

2009-10-02T21:02:00.001-04:00

She was 62 and died of complications from diabetes. She was the happiest lady I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. I have diabetes too. My father died of complications from diabetes. I have to administer insulin shots 4 times or more a day to myself. I hate needles and find it difficult. I have been diagnosed with diabetes for three years now. My second Mom's name was Pamela Lang. She will be missed by few as they are all in heaven with her. There is only my brother and sister now. She was bilogically my Aunt Pam. But a whole lot more to me. when I lost my mother two years ago, her sister, she said, sissy(that is what my whole family called me at one time) keep your chin up! So, my chin is up proudly for Pamela Lang. She has left behind my Uncle Joe who devoted the last 20 years taking care of her. Be in my dreams! Love you forever sissy.

Ellen... Just Ellen! You got to love her!

2009-09-25T20:06:00.002-04:00

New Judge on 'American Idol'

Ellen has been announced as the new judge of American Idol. She's the most lovable woman on TV! Here's why:
1. Ellen will have all of Paula's strengths. In other words, she will play the role of the nice, trustworthy friend on the Idol panel. The audience and contestants will all like her, and she will be a good mentor for them (watch Ellen with kids on her talk show; the woman radiates a Paula-like warmth).
2. But she won't have any of Paula's weaknesses. What weaknesses might those be? You know, not showing up to work on time, slurring her words, spinning in her chair, and looking like she's about to fall asleep when the contestants are performing.
3. Ellen might not have any musical experience, but that doesn't really matter. The panel already has Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Kara DioGuardi (although I'm still trying to figure out what Kara's area of expertise is). They need Ellen for something much bigger than that ...
4. American Idol could use a sense of humor. Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell's quips to each other were never really that funny, and they've only grown stale over the years. Ellen is the queen of zingers.

Look at these statistics! Feed America's children!

2009-09-25T19:55:00.000-04:00

Look around tomorrow after reading these stats and see if you are living in a society without hunger...

One of the most disturbing and extraordinary aspects of life in this very wealthy country is the persistence of hunger. The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) reported that in 2007:

36.2 million people lived in households considered to be food insecure.
Of these 36.2 million, 23.8 million are adults (10.6 percent of all adults) and 12.4 million are children (16.9 percent of all children).
The number of people in the worst-off households increased to 11.9 from 10.8 in 2005. This increase in the number of people in the worst-off category is consistent with other studies and the Census Bureau poverty data, which show worsening conditions for the poorest Americans.
Black (22.2 percent) and Hispanic (20.1 percent) households experienced food insecurity at far higher rates than the national average.
The ten states with the highest food insecurity rates in 2007 were Mississippi, New Mexico, Texas, Arkansas, Maine, South Carolina, Georgia, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Missouri.

We know that these have probably doubled in this economy. We can not ignore this anymore. Please help the hungry. Help one human today!

A Poem

2009-09-21T18:46:00.000-04:00

I wrote this poem when I was 14 about a neighbor who drank himself to death. It had been several verses more however, I lost my poetry book in a fire. It was my first poem...

A lost soul in a man's shell lying in his bed,
Within nothing but unspoken words rolling in his head,
The dripping faucet of the kitchen sink keeps playing with his mind,
Sometimes he wonders but just can't think of a life of a different kind.

What the Hell is Happening in this World? Feed Americans!

2009-09-19T17:33:00.000-04:00

People are starving in our Country! You would think as civilized as we are this kind of thing wouldn't happen here. I go anywhere in my city and men, women and children are holding signs begging for money to by some food. With all the obese people we claim there are in America then why are so many starving? This week it is my time to starve with a family of four. Next week will it be you? Or you? Or you? The next time you see someone standing along the street with a sign maybe, just maybe, it is a sign from the big man above! HELP Americans eat!

Khloe Kardashian is Getting Married?

2009-09-18T21:17:00.001-04:00

It's been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.
E! News reported Thursday night that Khloe, 25, and her basketball beau, 29, have recently been "talking about rings."

Is Giving the finger illegal?

2009-09-16T15:58:00.001-04:00

From The Buzz 9/16/09

Bitch at someone who is a Bitch!

2009-08-30T08:42:00.000-04:00

Sometimes you find a real Bitch out there and maybe you need to get it off your chest!

Need to Bitch at a family member?

2009-08-30T08:13:00.002-04:00

Bitching starts here!